Eating Crow

Well, I may have to eat a large helping of crow. Anyone have a good recipe? Should it be fried, baked, put in a pie? Stewed, boiled or broiled? With Queen Hillary and the "Dahli-bama" duking it out, and the Republicans reduced to John-boy, the choice seems to be radical socialism or centrist blather. Where is Reagan when we need him? Caw, Caw What do I do with the feathers?